Chapter 3

1.3 The Matter of I’m Mistaken as Great Sage

“Guo~oh! Haa~! Haa~!” (Toru)

I managed to carry the female knight to my apartment somehow, and I locked the door behind my back.

I want to place the door’s U-shaped lock, but it’s impossible without putting the female knight first. There are two kinds of living rooms in this 2LDK apartment, Western-style room and Japanese-style room.

“I wonder where should I take her….” (Toru)

I put my Otaku goods in the Japanese-style room, there’s also a window that connects to Japan over there. Yeah, it should do with the Western-style room. There’s also modular bed and mattresses available in that room.

“I don’t want to use the Japanese-style room because I put my collection there, but it’s impossible to assemble the bed now. I have no choice but putting this female knight on the Tatami mats inside the Japanese-style room….” (Toru)

Thus I put the female knight to sleep on the Tatami mats.

“I’m tired from all the tension and this physical labor….” (Toru)

I pressed my ear against the front door. After confirming that there’s no strange sounds, I placed the U-shaped lock

“What to do now….? Let’s go back to the Japanese-style room for the time being.” (Toru)

Unexpectedly, the female knight had gone like smoke from the Japanese-style room, so it must be all a dream.

But of course it didn’t happen…..

How could she have left in an unconscious state? I wonder if I should call an ambulance, but I don’t know how to explain this situation.

There is also the possibility that the ambulance crews would got involved with this dungeon business. Her condition doesn’t seem to have deteriorated. Based on up-and-down of her breast movement…. she’s breathing normally.

“I want to remove her armor and wet clothes, but it will become a sexual harassment….] (Toru)

She is beautiful. Moreover, there is a grace around her. She looks like a well-equipped doll. I wonder what’s the color of her eyes.

“I start to feel tired from all the tension and physical labor.. (Toru)

I became sleepy when I looked at a sleeping female knight on the Tatami mats.

If she isn’t here, I will be sleeping right now. But I can’t bring myself to sleep with her. Don’t get the wrong idea…. okay….!!


“Great Sage-sama! Great Sage-sama!”

Sounds like that of a harp can be heard from the distance. What does a harp sound like? Don’t ask me that. However, it’s a beautiful and gentle sound. I’d like to hear it more.


“Uhii~!” (Toru)

The sound of the harp was suddenly getting loud.

“Ah, are you awake?”

It seems I was sleeping and had a strange dream. Something like, I went to a dungeon, found a female knight, and brought her home….

I rubbed my eyes while trying to ensuring my vision.

Yeah, it’s the Japanese-style room in my new home. It seems I fell asleep after unpacking and putting my manga and figurines on the shelves.

Even so, do I have such a great pillow like this? It’s soft and warm. It’s very comfortable. Though it’s a little smells like pee, but it’s very, very, comfortable….

“Aah!!! It’s not a pillow but the female knight’s thighs!” (Toru)

I jumped up and saw the female knight had woken up.

It seems I got too relaxed and fell asleep when watching her sleeping on the Tatami mats. Moreover, on the top of her exposed thighs at that.

The female knight’s armor design is not something being used at present. It’s made while prioritizing the mobility, so the thighs parts aren’t covered with anything.

“So-So-Sorry…. I fell asleep…. (Toru)

“Ah no, it’s my fault. I should apologize for disturbing your sleep, please forgive my rudeness.”

She doesn’t seem to be angry but I think there’s some strange misunderstanding….

“It’s because you slept over me…. While I think there’s no excuse, please allow me to apologize for disturbing your sleep. In such a good and comfortable place, it can’t be helped if Great Sage-sama also become sleepy.”

Yeah, she’s definitely misunderstanding about something. What’s with this Great Sage thing?

Also, was it her thighs or the Tatami mats that she referred as good and comfortable place to sleep?

“No, I’m not a Great Sage but…. I guess it’s much better than a goblin.” (Toru)

“I am sorry for calling you goblin before. It was because I couldn’t see Great Sage-sama’s face and because you spoke in monster language. With all due respect…. but I thought you were a goblin.”

“Eh? Monster language?” (Toru)

“Yeah. Even now, you are speaking with monster language.”

I see, in other words…. according to the female knight, the Japanese language is recognized as monster language by the people from her world. I’m no longer mistaken as a goblin, but now I’m mistaken as a Great Sage instead.

“Why do you call me Great Sage? (Toru)

“You aren’t? It’s because you have created such a mysterious dwelling in the depth of the dungeon, so I’m quite sure you are Great Sage-sama who lives in seclusion.”

I see. She has such an interpretation.

From her armor and shield, the dungeon side’s world has a level of science and technology similar to the medieval era. She will be using a bulletproof vest of Kevlar fiber if it’s modern era.

When she saw at the room full of conveniences from Japan’s civilization, no wonder she thought me as Great Sage.

“The floor has a moderate hardness and comfortable. I feel like I can sleep anywhere. It’s really wonderful…. It smells good….. a~ah….. I want to sleep forever.””

The female knight seems to love Tatami mats among all of things. Well, I also like the smell of a new Tatami mats.

“There are also a lot of those elaborate dolls. There is person who wields a sword, that must be some kind of magic item…. right, Great Sage-sama?”

“Well, because I am Great Sage! Yeah I’m The Great Sage! Indeed, that’s magic items and not some suspicious items! Ha Ha Ha!” (Toru)

“T-That’s right. I was a little worried, I thought they are humans that turned into a doll because of some dark magic. It’s just that…. there are some dolls…. which are half-naked….”

“No way! That’s impossible! Because I am a man of justice” (Toru)

To my lie the female knight smiled with a beaming smile.

“That’s right. You also saved my life and brought me here. Thank you very much.”

Da-Dangerous. That smile is….

I never had decent conversation since I dropped out from university. The female knight is looking at me while smiling like an angel descended from the heaven.

However, she’s still lying on the Tatami mats and hardly moving her body. Because of what happened earlier, I’m standing while looking downward at her.

“By the way, why are you still lying down? (Toru)

“It’s because I received a powerful paralysis poison attack in the dungeon…. but I will be able to move soon, probably….”

I see. I’ve never expected such a thing happened.

“If you didn’t help me, I would be dead by now. Great Sage-sama is benefactor of my life. I will do anything to return the favor.”

“Eh? You will do anything?” (Toru)

I wonder if I could do the “thing” that goblin would do to her. NO! What are you thinking Toru! Grandma will be sad!

“Yes!! Even like this, I am a knight!”

Well, I can tell from your appearance. She puffed out her chest proudly, while in lying down of course.

“I will remember your kindness forever….”

Remember forever…. huh?

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